Welcome to
The Dominion Tavern
Darkness lives
In this gloomy cavern
Chicks with bics
Craving tattooed dicks
A heroine to hold me over
I might just hold her too
Scrounging and lounging
In this make-shift den
Might eat a cow tongue
Will I end up dead?
The place is called
The dominion tavern
Sit down to a brew
Something will happen
The urinal smells
Of evergreen booze
The floors full of shit
That sticks to my shoes
Goths and punks,
Metal heads,
Priests of sloth,
Some newly weds
We're havin' a time
At the dominion tavern
It's a total dive
Though people keep gathering
Play some darts
Let out some farts
A go at pool
Try not to drool
At the chick that just entered
She's busty and cute
Semi-dismembered
No man would refute
Goin' to make a go
Cause I know I rule
Or maybe it's the beer
Makes me think I am cool
Ohh! What a night!
At the dominion tavern
I'm taking her home
Like her name even matters!
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